100 Word Stories is a weekly series featuring flash fiction by Mackerel and photographs by Daniel Tan.
15 May 2019
degrees is the best tilt for life. Everyone knows this.
The pitch to apprehend a screen, the slouch that announces a perfect poise between sloth and silence.
Even the chairs balance upwards, leaning attentively in to listen, like a surprisingly good first date. All the chairs do this, it is how they practice their third languages at night, chattering in a kinship of plastic legs and yellow spines.
Nothing obtuse about it; this is the gradient at which magic unlocks, while older men, oblivious, nurse their beers and guts, spending hours drinking towards the only angle that offers them transcendence.
9 May 2019
The photo is kind, almost serene, though the red brick glowing behind echoes a portent of the bloodshed to come.
Her designated driver has no name, compelled to be nothing more than an automaton for a few hours, working the wheel and braking at the appropriate times, then cleaning the stains before waking the next day to the aftertaste of petrol and silence.
She was one of the last of her kind, debt collectors from the other side, trapped in steel and coiled springs, her engine beating like a bloodless heart, calculating the distance to her next reaping.
1 May 2019
Self-starting individual must demonstrate an ability to wield multiple cleaning appliances at once. Willing to work large neighbourhoods painted in complementary (though butt ugly) colours. Supervision comes in the form of surprise video calls by the estate manager. Working hours are determined by the rise and fall of shutters in the mama shop downstairs. The job occasions being asked to clear immovable objects like bunk beds and refrigerators. One may also be asked to moonlight on weekends as a painter or a prata man. The applicant must understand, above all, that it is never a job, but the job.
25 April 2019
He has never been convinced by the “Just five minutes, Ah Tan” that turns into an hour every single time, while his appointment grows cold and the bags he is carrying weighs him down. Still, he waits as he has been waiting all these years, adding up all the minutes that spread out into a long menu of excuses, one that he has scoured for years.
He’s looking for something that will come quickly, affection that doesn’t take forever to be prepared, while he waits, as he always has, for his one true love.
TIME FOR CHIPS AND PEAS
10 April 2019
There once was a man named Caleb.
He never wore anything tailored.
The mind was his thing
For books made him ping
And games were his ultimate favourite.
“Now, Caleb,” said he;
To himself, not to you or to me.
“You must find the answer
To that tricky tricky number
Of the crossword that you cannot unsee!”
“Was it the south or was it the north?
Or somewhere else that day of the fourth?
This is the shore
And that is the moor…
Aha! It’s Costa Rica. Of course!”
Caleb was pleased.
He walked away happy
With a smile and with ease.
Another game played, another plot flayed,
It was now time for his chips and his peas.
3 April 2019
“Oi! How come the takings short again ah? Second time this week. Got use calculator or not?”
“What? Mental sums? Siao! You then mental ah!”
Frustrated, he squats in full view of the kopitiam across the grass patch, heedless of the camera and passers-by, one hand gluing the Bluetooth earpiece to his ear, the other gripping his phone, wishing he could throttle the voice at the other end. He longs for corded telephones so he could twist and vex the wire into the shape of his despair.
Instead, he squats, unable to stand against incompetence, legs heavy with disbelief.
27 March 2019
In this world, she is not destroyer, she is guardian, walking bright, empty boulevards for hours, keeping the hungry things inside darkness at bay.
In this world, she is stepping on concrete and celestial threads, the warp of eternity spinning out in fault lines of choice and consequence.
In this world, people don’t really see her. She may as well be invisible in her nondescript pink dress, her head down, mumbling.
In this world, she pictures home, millions of years in the distance, as she sweeps a sword before her, each broad arc humming like the sound of a prayer.
20 March 2019
This is my Uncle Tony. Everyone has an Uncle Tony. The last time he got into trouble was when he mouthed off to some Ah Beng. Told the guy to feed his scrawny girlfriend. She was so pale and skinny, she frightened him. He thought her legs would break in them heels.
He got a swollen lip for that.
But who would hit an old man?! That’s my Uncle Tony. He loves his cheesy curios and he loves telling people about them. He also loves his kopi-o kao. Wouldn’t trade it for any of that fancy latte or espresso shit.
6 March 2019
Dawn breaks with the sound of slippers shuffling down dormitory corridors. Slippers are floppy beings. We are soldiers on standby, scuffed to shine.
I’ve already clocked 10,000 steps and it isn’t even lunch!
He takes a nap but I stand guard, ready for a quick getaway in case the foreman comes around.
I’m soaked with mud from a sudden downpour, but his toes are warm and dry.
Finally, a bath!
I line up next to my family and we trade stories of dust and driftwood, resting our soles for another day.
28 Feb 2019
For $9.90, why not? It is the only way to experience the greater galaxy these days.
Smog is an eternal cloud that sits over the city, and if not for these darkstar umbrellas, it’s easy to forget there’s an entire phalanx of twinkling lights out there. Still, it takes patience and a certain nerve to look up and allow yourself to be lost in the depthless beyond.
It’s a pity (read the fine print!) that the micro-universe feature is only activated whenever it rains, which is rare these days. Under sunlight, it’s just gimmicky, something for couples to giggle over.
20 Feb 2019
Leaning forward in the ferry, something about how the sun glints off the dome of the mosque at the edge of the water catches his eye, reminds him for a second of the Sura Mosque in Dinajpur.
When he was young, he would listen with his mother from their doorway as the call to prayer rang beyond the famous terracotta carvings, of holy men and their exploits for distant kingdoms.
Clouds pass over and the shimmering light disappears.
His friends miss all this, deep in dreamless sleep, heading to build another empire, one that will never remember them in stone.
14 Feb 2019
The view from the top of the carousel is no different from the pack of suited skyscrapers behind; dizzying, panoramic, vast.
The harbour stretches below, carefully touristed to elate with all the right hashtags. Beyond, out of reach of the camera, lies the depthless sea. Lights from a thousand anchored ships, bereft of cargo, wait for a sea change.
High above, the pleasures of power last only until the attraction powers down, the elevators stop running and the windows lower their blinds one by one.
In the end, we’re always taken for a ride.
6 Feb 2019
It’s a strong coconut, this one.
Before either of them can taste the flesh, the juice has already transported them beyond the bench and through the curtain of lights that hang behind. They are lifted into the sky, the familiar out-of-body-experience due to the elevated levels of potassium and Cocoon™ coursing through their blood.
All over the city, people are floating above buildings, tethered to the thin plastic straws, bobbing up and down on a gentle post-dinner rush. It’s just a harmless pastime, a way to shoot the breeze, nobody has died from it yet, or so the papers say.
30 Jan 2019